He-Guy and the Guys of the Universe

A self-published parody of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe by Scott Zirkel with dazzling colors from the dazzling Tracy Bailey.

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Cover text: He-Guy and the Guys of the Universe.
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Intro transcript: I'm Guy, Prince of Foreveria, defender of the secrets of Castle Guyskull. Fabulous, secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said: "I have a sword!" My fearless friend Frightcat became the mighty Fightcat and I became He-Guy, the most powerful man in the universe! Only three others share this secret, our friends the Castle Lady, Guy-At-Arms and Orkguy. Together we defend Castle Guyskull!
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Page 1 transcript: Sleeping again? You were supposed to meet me for sparring practice! We don't need to know how to spar! We defeated Skull-Guy yesterday! But he'll be back again today, just like always! I'll spar with you She-La! Don't be silly Ram-Guy! You're just for ramming things, not for real fighting.
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Page 2 transcript: It's three o'clock, time to attack castle Guyskull. Stop bothering us Evil-Guy. I'm a girl, stop calling me Evil-Guy! Zap! That's for not understanding alliteration!! Oh look at that, time to storm the castle!
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Page 3 transcript: Is it time to go in? Not yet, first the Castle Lady puts up a barrier, then we attack, then He-Guy comes and defeats us. We need a new plan.
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Page 4 transcript: Warning signs read: King Snake Guy Attack, Skull-Guy Attack, Orkguy Turned Evil. Hmm, they're early. Better call He-Guy. Prince Guy, you must gather the guys and come to castle Guyskull at once! Skull-Guy's forces are attacking! OK. OK to what? Skull-Guy is attacking Guyskull! How could you possibly know that? Is it three o'clock already? You guys go ahead without me, I have to go potty!
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Page 5 transcript: I have a sword! He-Guy! Let's go battle evil! Today, we learned that sharing... Not yet Ram-Guy. Gotta wait until the end, remember? Oh yeah.
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Page 6 transcript: Keep firing! I think the forcefield is getting weaker! Based on what information? Based on this! Zap! Oh no! It's... The Guys of the Universe.
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Page 7 transcript: He-Guy, you're such a wimp! So's your face! I'm sorry. Sometimes I forget you don't have a face. T'sok.
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Page 8 transcript: Nom! Nom! Nom! Well, it's getting late...
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Page 9 transcript: Let's go over yesterdays attack, shall we? Beast Guy, you ate Sky-Guy, which was good. But then you ate Whip-Guy, which was bad. Tri-Eye-Guy, you slept through the entire attack. Let's not see a repeat performance today, hmkay? You shot me before the attack. I was mortally wounded. Evil-Guy had to revive me! Nobody likes a whiner!
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Page 10 transcript: Skull-Guy's forces have broken through Guyskull's Force Field! What! It's only 11 o'clock! Just kidding! Seriously though, I turned the statues of the ancestors into man eating snakes again. Today, we learned that bullying -- Aww Ram-Guy, is this what you do all day?
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Page 11 transcript: Jaw-Guy, where is Claw-Guy? Remember last night when you said you wanted seafood...? Yes? And we said we didn't have any, but you still had a giant crab claw? Yes? That was Claw- Ooooooooooh! Oh well, he was a sad general, but a happy meal!
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Page 12 transcript: Hey He-Guy, why so blue? I'm fine Bee-Guy! I've never felt more like a real person named He-Guy than right now! There is no reason to believe I am not He-Guy. That makes perfect sense to me!
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Page 13 transcript: Wait a minute. If you're He-Guy why is the H on your chest backwards? Uh... I... Poor He-Guy, he probably had a bad Thenorian. Umm... Prince Guy, you're He-Guy! And don't you forget it!
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Page 14 transcript: He-Guy! Stop! That's Not-He-Guy! How can you tell? The H is backwards. Obviously. So Not-He-Guy, what have you to report? Nothing, they spotted me right away. I think they've learned to read. Curses.
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Page 15 transcript: I've invented this. It's a Badfinder. We can use it to spy on the Guys. It won't work, it's broken. Where? There! I stayed up all night working on that! Sleep is good for the body! To Guyskull!
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Page 16 transcript: Foreveria is under attack! Time sure does get away from you. I have to go change into He-Guy. I mean I have to poop. He-Guy, I didn't see you come in! Let's go save the day!
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Page 17 transcript: Cool axe and shield He-Guy! Where'd you get them? I got an accessory pack! Sorry to interrupt... Tap tap. I'm taking you down for the last time today Skull-Guy! Never!
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Page 18 transcript: Shove! Now Ram-Guy now! Click! Fall! Skip!
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Page 19 transcript: I have a plan, if we all shoot at the gate at the same time... Gotcha! I'm here to save you! Why weren't you here for the meeting? That's for not being a team player! Zap! Well, looks like they're all wrapped up! Ha! Ha! Ha! Today we learned that it is wrong to do drugs. Stay off the smack kids! See you next week!
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Copyright page transcript: Created by Scott Zirkel. Colors by Tracy Bailey. Filmed in Gammavision. Copyright 2010 Scott Zirkel. All rights reserved. All characters, the distinctive likeness thereof and all related indicia are trademarks of Scott Zirkel. The stories, characters and all incidents mentioned in this publication are entirely fictional. This work is in no way affiliated with Mattel and any references, direct or indirect, are protected under Fair use. He-Guy was created out of love and admiration for the source material. Made in the USA.